...I went grocery shopping at Winn-Dixie. There are actually two Winn-Dixie grocery stores right near my house, one of which just shut down. Anyway, I walk out of my car and I see this bumper sticker on the car next to mine:

This is pretty sad. I mean, how can people be so stupid, so closed-minded. This is what's wrong with America, folks. Americans in general are so obsessed with themselves, with power and control. It's like a huge international penis measuring contest, and we think we have the largest penis of all. It's ridiculous.